'Billions' Superlatives: Venture Philanthropy, Yale Bathrooms, and Bad Parenting - The Ringer (blog)
Apr 16, 2018 9:05 AM - 3 months, 1 day, 23 hours, 27 minutes, 10 seconds ago
‘Billions’ Superlatives: Venture Philanthropy, Yale Bathrooms, and Bad Parenting
Here is the best, worst, and most from the fourth episode of Season 3
episode by honoring the installment’s best, worst, most, and least. These are your Billions
At the start of this week’s episode, “Hell of a Ride,” it appeared the walls were closing in on Chuck Rhoades—not only was Ira planning to testify against Chuck in the ever-mounting Ice Juice conspiracy, but Connerty had Chuck Sr. at the Southern District’s conference room, offering him immunity to testify against his son. But just before Chuck Sr. opens his mouth, bam, a “Three Days Ago” card flashes across the screen. Oh,
Billions, you’re such a tease. The show’s employed flashbacks before, and we’d have to wait until the end of the hour to learn the fate of both Chucks. Chuck Sr. is definitely the MVP of this episode, but
definitely not for the reasons you think. We’ll get to that and more with the “Hell of a Ride” superlatives. Let’s get after it.
Worst Inconspicuous Meeting Place
This is actually a tie between the dimly lit parking lot where Chuck meets Oliver Dake and the Manhattan cemetery where Wags, Axe, and Axe’s two security bros convene to look at Wags’ newly acquired burial plot.
Look at these places—nothing good has ever happened in a sketchy parking lot and a goddamn
By the way, if you’re wondering how Wags got his hands on primo corpse real estate, that will also be covered in
Billions’ three-day flashback.
Forget UNICEF. In the
Billions-verse, if you want to change the lives of impoverished people across the globe, you donate to World-Aid. It’s like a Band-Aid, but for the world. I’ll let you decide if World-Aid is actually a great philanthropic organization—or something scammy like the Invisible Children people—with one hint: Axe is a World-Aid board member.
Chuck Sr. dropping trow right in front of Connerty is—and this is true—the single best way he could have handled a thinly veiled threat about a post-Ice Juice prison sentence. It’s the second time this season that an older gentlemen has exposed his nude body to Connerty. “Why does this keep happening to me?” he says to no one in particular, but is probably to God.
This is literally a
Billions extra who has no name—I’m just going to call him Earnest Gabagool IV—and has never uttered a single line in the show, but somehow has the best garment of the week, possibly of the entire season. My guy is actually being blurred out of the shot by ...
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